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Chapter 663 - Tonight, We Can Have Some Beef

  

  

Chapter 663: Tonight, We Can Have Some Beef

  Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

  

  

  

  

  His words shocked everyone. Kill the ox?

  The Heaven Horn Ox Tribe was one of the overlords in the South Continent. How could an ordinary person utter those arrogant words?

  “Little brat, don’t be mischievous! I remember we still have some beef left,” Buttface said, embarrassed. He would rather drown himself in the sea than kill a Heaven Horn Ox!

  Duan Jiude fixed his shiny eyes on the man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe. His action froze the blood of everyone around. Even members of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe could feel a chill.

  As an ordinary person, Xu Que’s threat was nothing to them. However, Duan Jiude was different. Even the Patriarchs of the big families and sects didn’t want to offend him. If Duan Jiude wanted to kill some oxen, nobody could stop him.

  Duan Jiude looked at Xu Que thoughtfully. “Young man, I could kill ten oxen for you, and you are responsible for cooking. Let’s divide the beef at a 70-30 ratio. I will get 70 percent, and you will have 30 percent!”

  Hearing that, people of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe immediately turned pale.

  However, Xu Que stared at Duan Jiude directly and replied, “Old beggar, you are too greedy! Your suggestion is so mean! You only kill ten oxen and ask me to roast seven for you. My suggestion is that you can drown yourself in the sea!”

  “Then how would you make the allocation? I won’t accept a 50-50 ratio; I will suffer a big loss that way!” Duan Jiude said, perplexed.

  Xu Que nodded to show his consent. “Of course we can’t divide them equally. I would also suffer a big loss. How about a 90-10 ratio? I will get 90 percent, and you can have 10 percent!”

  “What?” Duan Jiude was so angry he opened his mouth widely. “Little brat, you can’t be so mean! A 90-10 ratio? I’d rather drown myself in the sea!”

  “Okay! You said that. You are going to drown yourself in the sea, right? Now, please start your performance!”

  “F*ck!” Duan Jiude was so annoyed he almost spat blood. However, he could do nothing. He kept staring at Xu Que and breathed heavily until the helicopter landed on the ground.

  Xu Que didn’t want to waste time with Duan Jiude. He agreed to let Duan Jiude board the helicopter, so they could intimidate others together. He didn’t expect Duan Jiude could kill someone for him.

  Liu Jingning looked at Xu Que in surprise. “Little brat, since you have this kind of miraculous item, why didn’t you take it out earlier? With this item, we could absolutely win in the first place!” She was totally shocked when she boarded the helicopter. The thing could fly freely with no spiritual energy. It was immune to the destruction of the restrictive spells. If Xu Que had taken it out earlier, they would have arrived at the first island by now and could have successfully obtained the Living Holy Water.

  “It just came into my mind,” Xu Que replied with a cheap excuse as he smiled and shrugged. Actually, nobody expected that he only wanted to act tough by making so many preparations.

  The competition should not prevent him from acting tough! He acted tough by surfing in the sea first. Then, he did it again with his yacht. Now, he took out his helicopter. The Acting Tough Points he earned were several times that of the Acting Tough Points he spent before!

  Before this, he only had 2,000 Acting Tough Points left in the personal information interface. Now, the figure had been increased to more than 30,000 points, which made Xu Que a rich man again!

  Also, at this time, the rest of the ships started to approach Xu Que’s yacht and were even about to surpass him. Many people were quite nervous about Duan Jiude’s possible attack.

  The pale face of the man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe was full of grievance. Xu Que had said he would be killed and cooked for food, which annoyed him so much he almost attacked Xu Que out of anger. However, he didn’t dare say a word in front of Duan Jiude.

  Dong Genji’s heart was filled with jealousy. He couldn’t understand why Duan Jiude could protect Xu Que. Duan Jiude wouldn’t attack Xu Que even when the two of them were cursing each other. Others who dared to disrespect Duan Jiude would be killed instantly!

  If Duan Jiude could hear Dong Genji’s inner voice, he would complain tearfully. If it were not for my powerful master and that delicious burger, I would have killed that wicked guy!

  “Hey, holy virgin of the Yun Family, are you going to leave? Come here, and have a cup of tea!” Xu Que shouted amicably at a giant ship.

  In order to strengthen the helicopter with restrictive spells the night before, Xu Que had rented it in advance. The lease term would expire soon, so he decided to make full use of the helicopter before its disappearance.

  People of the Yun Family felt their blood was frozen. Their holy virgin, who was quite nervous, replied with an embarrassed smile, “Thanks a lot for your kind invitation. I really don’t have time to go to your ship now!”

  Are you kidding? To drink tea with Duan Jiude now is nothing but seeking death!

  Xu Que smiled and started to encourage the cultivators to buy this helicopter. “Don’t you want this helicopter? I could transfer it to you. My fellow cultivators, do you want to buy it?”

  Hearing his words, powerhouses of the big families and sects from the East Continent couldn’t help but twitch their lips. Some of them even planned to leave immediately. They remembered the scene where they were cheated by Xu Que in the Celestial Burial Valley. All of them knew clearly that this guy was about to cheat them again!

  However, people from the South Continent, the North Sea, and the West Desert were shocked by his offer.

  Why does he want to sell such a miraculous helicopter? Is it for real?

  Xu Que started to shout again. “Come on, my friends. If you want to buy it, please state your price! You only need 998 to get this helicopter! Yes! You heard it correctly! Only 998! With 998, you can’t suffer a loss, and you can’t be cheated… oh, no! You only need 998 to take the Yui Hanato home!”

  He was in a bit of hurry because the lease term of the helicopter would expire soon. It would be a pity for the helicopter to disappear before someone could buy it.

  Liu Jingning and Buttface rolled their eyes. They knew of Xu Que’s evil doing before. Therefore, they didn’t believe Xu Que really wanted to sell the helicopter. But they chose to keep silent and watch Xu Que’s performance.

  Duan Jiude widened his eyes and said in surprise, “Young man, are you insane? Why do you want to sell this thing?”

  “What’s wrong with this thing? I know it is miraculous, but how could I own it exclusively? I think I should share these miraculous things with everyone to benefit the World of Cultivators! Guys, am I right?” Xu Que asked in a righteous and sonorous voice.

  People from the East Continent, who were embarrassed by his words, just stared at him disdainfully and said nothing. However, cultivators from the rest of the three continents couldn’t hold back their eagerness. This was a miraculous tool that could help them win first place in the competition. If they could really get this thing, they didn’t care how much Spirit Stones they would spend for it!

  However, the cultivators were still skeptical; they didn’t believe Xu Que could sell such a good thing. The area fell silent.

  Xu Que continued his promotion. “Actually, our Exploding Heavens Faction has a lot of helicopters. But we are still unfolding, so we are in dire need of Spirit Stones! Therefore, we reluctantly have to sell the helicopters! You could also benefit from this. Like a song goes, as long as everyone could give a little bit of love to others, this world will become a delightful Eden…” He promoted the sale of the helicopter enthusiastically by narrating and even singing.

  Finally, a monk from the West Desert who was tempted by his promotion asked, “Almsgiver, I want to know the meaning of the 998 mentioned by you.”

  “998 means 9,980,000 best-grade Spirit Stones,” Xu Que replied as he blinked his eyes.

  Everyone was stunned! 9,980,000 best-grade Spirit Stones? They could never scrape together so many Spirit Stones now!

  Nobody would take so many best-grade Spirit Stones into the Mystery Land; it was not an auction.

  “Guys, please calm down! I haven’t finished my words! 9,980,000 best-grade Spirit Stones was the price in the past! Now, the price is only 998,000 best-grade Spirit Stones! It is even less than 1 million!” Xu Que said.

  Many people were tempted by this price. There was almost no difference between 998,000 and 1 million, which was indeed an acceptable price. If they could win first place and obtain the Living Holy Water, 1 million best-grade Spirit Stones was nothing.

  The man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe couldn’t help but say, “Wait! What if we buy this helicopter but don’t know how to drive it? Could you guarantee you will teach us until we know how to drive it?” After all, they were determined to win the top three of the competition. The victory of others was unacceptable. Therefore, they decided to buy the helicopter. Even though they didn’t know how to drive it, they wouldn’t let others have it. Moreover, he didn’t expect Xu Que could teach them, so he just asked casually.

  However, Xu Que replied without hesitating. “Brother Ox, please be assured. If you buy this helicopter, we will provide a pilot for free. We could even provide you with free beef wraps for your three meals per day!”

  The man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe was quite delighted. “Do you really mean it?” They could be assured if Xu Que could send a pilot to drive the helicopter. That way, they didn’t need to worry about Xu Que’s conspiracies.

  “Of course I mean it! Okay, Li Bai of the Exploding Heavens Faction will act as your pilot,” Xu Que said to the man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe, pointing at the Thunder Illusion Body in the cockpit.

  The rest of the people were shocked by his words. How could he send a sovereign at the Infant Transformation Stage to drive the helicopter for the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe?

  The value of a sovereign at the Infant Transformation Stage was far more than 1 million best-grade Spirit Stones. Could this Exploding Heavens Faction really be in dire need of Spirit Stones?

  Even people from the East Continent were confused. If Xu Que only sold the helicopter, they would believe firmly that he was about to cheat them. However, the situation would be different if one of his people was sent to drive the helicopter. Xu Que couldn’t cheat his protector!

  The man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe agreed immediately. “Good! The Heaven Horn Ox Tribe will buy this helicopter!” To prevent others from raising the price, he took out a storage ring and threw it at Xu Que.

  Seeing that, Dong Genji was about to stop him. However, he chose to keep silent, as if he remembered something.

  People of the rest of the families and sects frowned. If Duan Jiude weren’t here, they would have started to fight for the helicopter.

  After checking the storage ring, Xu Que said to the Thunder Illusion Body with a satisfied smile, “Okay, this is indeed 1 million best-grade Spirit Stones! Li Bai, now you can take Brother Ox and his family members to the sky!”

  Without hesitation, the Thunder Illusion Body flew the helicopter directly toward the ship of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe. Being stared at grudgingly and enviously by the rest of the cultivators, the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe sent five powerful cultivators to board the helicopter, including the man who had great discursive power. After boarding the helicopter, the man of the Heaven Horn Ox Tribe sneered in his heart and started to look at Xu Que sarcastically.

  Ha ha, this guy is really a fool! No wonder he could become an ordinary person. He is so short-sighted that he could even sell this miraculous item to us! The Heaven Horn Ox Tribe will definitely win first place of this competition!

  Whop-whop-whop-whop…

  The powerful helicopter started again and flew into the sky rapidly. However, just at that moment, Xu Que took out something black and large he had been hiding. It was the God-Powered Cannon!

  Clang! Xu Que placed the cannon directly on the yacht. Then, he shouted as he looked at his Taoist Body. “Commander of the Second Battalion, shoot down that helicopter! Tonight, we can have some beef!”

  

  

  

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