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  Chapter 311: Come on! Let’s Get Him!

  Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

  Boom!

  With a mighty crash, Bumblebee appeared in the form of a car.

  Bumblebee may have looked slightly inferior to the Lamborghini, but the bright yellow color and the sleek design would have made him the most dazzling automobile in the Cultivation World.

  After all, this was Bumblebee!

  This was the legendary car for the Act Tough King, how could it be mediocre?

  That flamboyant yellow tone would put him in the spotlight for sure.

  Originally, when the husky heard Xu Que indirectly referring him to as a ‘pet’, he was about to flare up again. However when he saw the car, his eyes were instantly transfixed.

  “Ow, ow, ow!”

  He started to howl with excitement.

  Xu Que gave him a look of contempt. “Stop pretending to be a fucking wolf. Just go away, if you dare extort me by charging at my car, I’ll knock you down!”

  However, the husky was not angry—instead, excitement was written all over his face. He walked liked a human on his hind legs and rushed to Bumblebee’s side, sniffing and licking the car.

  “Young man, why is your divine chariot so special? The colors are so flashy!” The husky’s eyes were flashing with joy.

  Xu Que got irritated at the husky. “Fuck, stop licking the car! iF my car gets any scratches or dents, I’ll make you my pet and ride on your back!”

  As he spoke, he hurriedly pushed the husky away, opened the door and hopped inside the car promptly.

  Unexpectedly, the husky imitated Xu Que’s actions and used his paw to open the door. He scrambled down into the car seat. His now enlarged pupils were looking around curiously, were marveled by all he saw. “Young man, your divine chariot’s really good. This deity wants to buy this from you with one High-Grade Spirit Stone, how’s that?”

  “No, just get out of my car!” Xu Que shouted at the husky, furious. He pulled out the Killer Sword as well.

  The husky immediately retracted his tongue and pouted. “Young man, this deity wants to tag along for your own good. You see, the Imperial Tombs are more dangerous than the Sword Catacomb. There are demons and goblins in there, and ancient armored puppets guarding the interior as well. They are reputed to be indestructible, with very strong combat skills!”

  “Oh? Ancient armored puppets?”

  Xu Que raised an eyebrow upon hearing that!

  Fire Country had focused on protecting their Imperial Tombs with formidable restrictive spells. Could it be that the Metal Nation had specialised in creating armored puppets to guard their Imperial Tombs?

  Moreover, since the husky had said that these ancient armored puppets were very strong, that meant they should be pretty decent in strength.

  “Long ago, this deity wanted to enter the tombs to find some treasures. Alas, this deity entered the Sword Catacomb by mistake and got backstabbed! But, this deity knows how to handle these ancient armored puppets,” said the husky confidently and mysteriously. “So you must bring this Deity along.”

  Xu Que broke into laughter and shook his head. “Stop your bullshit! If you’re so strong, you can go by yourself, why would you want to tag along with me? I know I’m really charming, but sorry, I don’t like to bring pets along! Not to mention you’re such a dense pet…”

  “Heh, heh, young man, if not for the fact that this deity suffered some damages that has weakened me, I would have gone there by myself already! Now that you’ve gained the Sword Spirit due to this deity’s help, don’t you need to return the favor?”

  “Return what fucking favor? Don’t forget who’s got you out of the stone wall. Ever heard of ‘a drop of water in need shall be returned with a burst of spring in deed’? I’ve given you so much purifying water to get you out. Hurry up, hand over all your valuables and get out… or should I say, shoo, shoo!”

  “Fuck, young man, this is called ‘burning the bridge behind you’. To get to the deepest level of the Imperial Tombs, you’ll definitely need the Sword Spirit and this deity’s help. The two of us are indispensable!”

  “No need for that, I’m invincible. Which of the Imperial Tombs have I not entered before? Have you ever heard of Zhang Qi Ling from Exploding Heavens Faction? Ever heard of Hu Ba Yi from the same faction as well? They are my disciples!”

  The husky replied disdainfully, “Never heard of them, they’re just nobodies! Ever heard of the Lord of the Roc tribe? Ever heard of the Queen of Phoenix tribe? They’ve been defeated by me!”

  “Bah, that’s nonsense! Do you know that dogs with your appearance are all domestic pets back in my homeland? If you don’t get out now, I’ll get a teddy to kill you.”

  “Teddy? Heh, heh, this deity has never heard of that and does not want to know either. How about this, if you don’t believe me, this deity can prove to you that I’m indispensable for the trip to the Imperial Tombs!”

  “Okay, I’ll grant you a chance to prove yourself. Go on, hurry up!” Xu Que crossed his arms and looked ready to mock the husky at any chance.

  “Hey! Ha!”

  The husky suddenly looked serious and his fore legs waved several times in the air. “Alright, I’ve completed proving myself. This Deity has finished casting a spell to control the ancient armored puppets inside the Imperial Tombs, now we can go in together!”

  …

  Xu Que was immediately frozen on the spot, and his mouth twitched heavily.

  Dammit, this husky is so brazen that he must have reached the ultimate level of shamelessness! he thought.

  “You, just get out!” Xu Que picked up the husky by the scruff of his neck, wound down the car window and threw the dog out.

  Without further ado, he stepped on the accelerator.

  Boom! The car started and zoomed towards the Sword Catacomb’s exit.

  The husky gave a howl and quickly caught up to the car. He kept swearing and scolding Xu Que. “Fuck you boy, you burnt the bridge behind you, you are despicable and shameless! This deity will not let you off.”

  Xu Que couldn’t be bothered with the husky. Talking to him was a waste of time.

  He pressed down harder on the accelerator further and sped up again!

  To his amazement, the husky’s speed was extraordinary. He could actually catch up and managed to eventually jump on the roof of the car. And so, Xu Que saw a dog head staring at him through the windscreen.

  Xu Que was enraged. Screech! He stepped on the brakes and the car stopped abruptly.

  “Ow…” With a howl, the husky was thrown off the car.

  As this was very close to the exit with the restrictive spell, there were many cultivators who lay in wait around the area, ready to ambush Xu Que as he came out of the exit.

  Due to the fact that the husky had been thrown off the car, he flew past the restrictive spell and fell heavily onto the ground, causing a big pile of dust and sand particles to fly up into the air.

  The husky quickly rolled and stood up unscathed. “Damn it, boy, you’re finished!” He stared at the exit of the Sword Catacomb and cursed.

  The next moment, he realised the surrounding cultivators wore shocked expressions and were staring at him. The husky glared at the cultivators. “Fuck your mother, what are you looking at? This deity can swallow you up in one gulp!”

  Tsk!

  The crowd immediately gasped.

  Where did this fucking arrogant dog come from?

  “No, this kind of tone, it’s too similar to that of Takumi Fujiwara!” shouted a cultivator who had recovered from his shock.

  When everyone heard that, they started a commotion.

  “Crap, he’s right, this must be Takumi Fujiwara who has used some secret spell and turned himself into a dog!”

  “Everyone, attack! Don’t be deceived by him. This is a common trick of Takumi Fujiwara!”

  “I didn’t expect him to be so unscrupulous that he could even turn himself into a dog!”

  “This time we won’t be taken in again!”

  “Go on, whack him!”

  “Everyone attack together! Don’t let him escape again! Kill him!”

  “Kill!”

  Everyone swarmed around and started to use all kinds of skills and spells to attack the husky!

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