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Chapter 182 - Li Changshou Stages An Act

  

Chapter 182 Li Changshou Stages An Act

  He took the South Ocean route and headed east.

  When Li Changshou left the house, he was also worried that Zhao Gongming and the others would run into him. Therefore, he had been sticking close to the South Ocean Coast and using Water Escape.

  Three days later, he arrived at the East Ocean. His journey was rather smooth.

  Previously, he had asked Ao Yi about the location of Three-Immortal Island.

  He was told to set off at the southeast corner of the South Continent, traveled 80,000 kilometers to the East, and then 25,000 kilometers to the South. He would then see a place filled with clouds.

  That was the outer array formation of the Three-Immortal Island.

  There were countless people who knew about the location of Three-Immortal Island in the sect. There were also countless people who admired the Three Xiao Immortals. However, there were only a few who could truly go to the Three-Immortal Island…

  When Li Changshou reached the depths of the East Ocean, the paper effigy’s immortal power had been depleted by about ten percent.

  

  

  

  In order to have the best spiritual appearance when requesting to meet the famous Fairy Yun Xiao, Li Changshou took out a new paper effigy from his sleeve and replaced the paper effigy incarnation with it.

  Then, he came out of the sea and rode a cloud towards Three-Immortal Island.

  Li Changshou thought about what kind of situation he would encounter next. For some reason, he noticed some small details that he did not notice previously…

  For example, among the famous experts of Chan School, most of them were male immortals, apart from Daoist Ci Hang and a few others.

  Among the famous experts of Jie School, the eight inner disciples of the Saint included Goddess Jinling, Mother of Turtle Spirit, and Goddess Wudang. There was no need to mention the outer sect’s Three Xiao Immortals. Most of them were female immortals.

  Li Changshou began to tease a certain old bachelor from his sect.

  It was obvious that the Great Daoist Master was in the wrong direction. He should have tried his best to do something outside Ren School and in the Dao Sect…

  Letting the Chan School and the Jie School forge more relations through forming Dao companions would not only wear down the ambition of Qi Refinement cultivators of the two sects but also delay the descent of the natural disasters.

  It could also improve the relationship between the two factions. When the Great God-Conferment Tribulation arrived, they would not bear to attack each other.

  During the original Great God-Conferment Tribulation, the old Daoist priests would out one after another, “Die, Fellow Daoist. I’ll send you to the God roll today!”

  On the other hand, during the Great God-Conferment Tribulation that will take place after the Great Daoist Master starts promoting Dao companions, handsome men and beautiful women would look at each other emotionally on the mortal battlefield during the Shang Dynasty.

  “Fellow Daoist, you are ruthless and unreasonable. It’s time to go to the God roll.”

  “Oh, no, you’re the one who’s cold and heartless, yet you’re saying that I’m ruthless and unreasonable. That’s why you should go to the God roll…”

  Li Changshou almost laughed out loud.

  Of course, he did not dare to tease the Great Daoist Master openly…

  Although the Great Daoist Master Xuan Du was considered the Eldest Senior Brother of the Dao Sect, it was still difficult for him to affect the Jie School and Chan School.

  I’m not going to joke any more.

  If he could get rid of the hidden dangers of the scamming group as soon as possible, he would return to the immortal sect and settle some matters regarding the dragon race and prepare for the Golden Immortal Tribulation.

  After flying on the cloud for half a day, Li Changshou saw a cloud wall appear on the sea from afar.

  It was no wonder that the Jie School Immortals said that Three-Immortal Island was easy to find.

  The cloud wall was more than 500 kilometers in diameter. There was abundant spiritual energy in the surrounding thousands of kilometers, and immortal light surrounded it. The living creatures in the sea were more intelligent than the other seas.

  As long as he did not search in the wrong direction, his immortal senses would be able to find that place…

  When he was still a thousand kilometers away from the edge of the cloud wall, Li Changshou tried to activate his immortal senses and let his immortal senses enter the cloud wall to check.

  The strange thing was that his immortal senses were not blocked at all. However, he could only see white patches…

  The closer he got to the place, the wider the area his immortal senses could detect. Li Changshou was also more surprised.

  When he was close enough, his immortal senses completely enveloped the five-hundred-kilometer-radius…

  There were no obstacles, no array formation fluctuations, and no islands, only pure clouds.

  

  

  

  The only strange thing was that the spiritual energy in that place was so dense that it was comparable to the rumored Grotto-heaven immortal residence…

  Li Changshou pondered for a while.

  Since he was already there, he could not leave without trying.

  Therefore, Li Changshou’s paper effigy rode a cloud and flew back and forth several times in the cloud wall that was 500 kilometers in diameter. There was no danger, nor did he obtain anything. He could not even find half a reef.

  Even if it was a rare natural array formation, there should be a place to enter the array…

  He had been cheating in the ‘Four Arts of the Immortal Path’…

  Ahem. Li Changshou had immersed himself in the Dao of array formations, pills, artifacts, and talismans the most…

  It was also because of that that he could tell that the wisdom of the array formations there had far exceeded his understanding of array formations.

  That was an array formation that was set up by a true array formation expert!

  Among the Three Xiao Immortals, there must be one who had great attainments in the Dao of Array Formations!

  However, that had nothing to do with him. He only praised her casually, expressing his admiration for her cultivation level.

  Li Changshou pondered for a moment on the surface of the sea and quickly came up with a solution…

  He could not directly yell, “I, Little Daoist Master Xuan Du of Ren School, is here to pay my respects.”

  At that moment, this paper effigy was a disguise specially used by the Sea God of the South Ocean. If it was exposed there, there would be some trouble.

  Now, his three main personas were very clear.

  The Sea God of the South Ocean, the Sect Master of the Sea God Sect, and an old immortal. He was one of the wise advisers of the Jade Emperor’s future. He was from Ren School.

  The Little Daoist Master of Ren School, who was a middle-aged Daoist priest, walked outside with his true cultivation level. He was a special protector who worked for the Tushita Palace. He was mainly a follower of the Great Daoist Master.

  An ordinary disciple of the Immortal Du Sect… was Li Changshou’s greatest disguise.

  The other people, such as the cold-faced old Daoist priest who was involved in the Dragon-Clearing case and the self-explosion artist of the Immortal Du Sect who had suffered a calamity, were immediately eliminated after being used once. They would not appear again.

  Back to the serious matters. It would indeed take some effort to ascend to Three-Immortal Island. Fortunately, Li Changshou had already made preparations beforehand.

  He shouted loudly and controlled the range of his voice to keep it within the cloud wall.

  “Are you home, Fellow Daoists of the Three-Immortal Island?”

  Naturally, they did not reply.

  Li Changshou was not in a hurry. He took out a stack of paper dolls from his sleeve and casually threw them out. They turned into six figures of mixed genders.

  He saw two young men in short shirts holding a trumpet each.

  There were also two women in plain long skirts who took out two copper basins and took out paper money that was commonly used in the mortal world. They lit them in the bronze basin and knelt in front of it. They held their handkerchiefs and began to cry.

  There were two white-haired Daoists. One of them was holding the Soul-Bewitching Bell while the other held the wooden fish. They swayed, knocked, and chanted the Rebirth Incantation.

  Li Changshou let out a long sigh. The two paper effigies blew their trumpets. With the support of his immortal power, the piercing, desolate music reverberated throughout the cloud walls.

  That move was very effective, but it was easy for them to be beaten up…

  A moment later, Li Changshou heard a soft reprimanding coming from the cloud wall. It was a young girl’s voice.

  “Who are you? Why are you doing all this!?! This is not auspicious!”

  As the clouds swirled, a young lady in a light-yellow short skirt walked over. She was slightly angry and glared at the gentle-looking old man.

  Li Changshou immediately raised his hand and the six paper effigies stopped moving. They froze in place.

  Immediately after, Li Changshou let out a long sigh and said in his aged voice, “Is this the Three-Immortal Island of the Three Xiao Immortals?”

  “Since you know, how dare you come here and cause trouble!?!”

  The young girl snorted softly. “If it weren’t for the fact that you look like an old man, we would have hit you with the whip that the Third Lady gave me! Hurry up and leave! How inauspicious!”

  Li Changshou sighed. “I came all the way here only for two purposes.

  The first thing is to pay my respects to Fellow Daoist Gongming.

  Since it’s not allowed on Three-Immortal Island, I will leave now.”

  After saying that, he waved his sleeves and the six paper effigies returned to their original appearance as they jumped back into his sleeve.

  “What nonsense are you spouting!?!” The young girl was instantly enraged. “My old master is alive and well! Why do you need to mourn! Pui, pui, jinx!”

  Li Changshou shook his head. “Although it’s still good now, there will be a calamity soon.”

  Crack!

  The young girl took out a short whip and scolded, “If you continue spouting nonsense, I will teach you a lesson today!” “When did I say that?” Li Changshou sighed. “Is your Goddess Qiong Xiao not on the island?”

  The young girl was stunned. “So what if she is? I don’t know where you’ve seen her. Do you want me to bring you to the island just like this? No way!”

  “In that case, why don’t we make a bet?”

  Li Changshou took out the invitation card from his sleeve and pushed it towards the young girl using his immortal power.

  “I’ll wait here. You can show this to the people in charge of the island. If they decide not to see me, I’ll leave immediately. I won’t look back.”

  The young girl was full of suspicion and she grabbed the cloth.

  Li Changshou continued, “I’m just asking to let your leader take a look at this letter. It’s not a loss to Three-Immortal Island. However, if we’re too late, Fellow Daoist Gongming might really be in trouble!”

  “You! Try spouting nonsense again!” The girl whipped her short whip and cursed.

  “Alright! I’ll make you give up today! Wait here. I’ll come back and punish you in the same way that my Empress punishes me later!”

  Then, the young girl turned around and returned to the cloud wall. She disappeared after taking two steps… Li Changshou keenly noticed the slight change in the spiritual power circulation in that place. It was extremely complicated.

  However, that young girl just now…

  Li Changshou pondered and felt a little puzzled.

  Judging from her expression, she was either a maidservant who had been enlightened by the Three Xiao Immortals or a living being cultivating on the Three-Immortal Island.

  However, for some reason, the girl gave him a strange feeling…

  She had the cultivation level of a Heaven Immortal, a flawless eloquence, a somewhat haughty personality, an obedient face, and an exquisite figure. They all felt very familiar to Li Changshou. It was like the looks and personality settings that he had given his paper effigy. That’s right. The feeling that that young girl gave him was that she seemed to have been made out of a template!

  It was as if she was acting. Her acting skills were flawless and the details were perfect. It was a pity that she lacked emotions…

  Li Changshou was secretly keeping his guard up. However, he continued to stand there motionlessly, ready to self-explode at any moment.

  After a while, the cloud wall changed again.

  The young girl flew over in a hurry. When she saw Li Changshou, she looked a little timid and ashamed. She bowed to Li Changshou…

  The girl immediately said, “Senior, please don’t blame me. I was blind and did not recognize you. I didn’t know that you were an incarnation. My lady is in seclusion and I don’t dare to disturb her. However, the Third Lady has already read your letter. She’d like to invite you to enter the island for a chat. Senior, please follow me.”

  Li Changshou nodded and followed behind the girl quietly.

  This time, the clouds in front of him gradually changed. Li Changshou was originally flying on the surface of the sea, but at some point, a meandering path had appeared beneath his feet…

  As he stepped on it, the clouds around him gradually dissipated. He had already appeared at the edge of a Spirit Island.

  Is this Three-Immortal Island?

  He tried to use his immortal senses to scan his surroundings. However, there was a certain array formation there that prevented him from doing so.

  The young lady led the way and brought Li Changshou to an elegant courtyard. The girl pushed open the door and lowered her head.

  “Senior, please enter on your own. The Third Lady is waiting for you here.”

  Li Changshou said gently, “I have offended you previously. Please forgive me, Fairy.” “It’s fine, it’s fine. Please.”

  The young girl quickly waved her hand, lowered her head, and quickly retreated.

  Li Changshou did not seem to notice anything. He walked into the courtyard and sighed in his heart…

  Just as he took a few steps forward, a cloud unknowingly wrapped around him.

  Soon after, Li Changshou was in a daze. Without realizing it, he walked to the backyard. In front of him was a treasure pool filled with spiritual energy.

  The sound of water in the pool could be heard. A beautiful figure was sitting in the pool with her back facing Li Changshou, combing her hair quietly… The scene was naturally indescribable.

  This scene would definitely not be broadcast…

  However, Li Changshou was extremely calm. There was only one thought in his mindWhat a beautiful back It’s a pity she did not go for a cupping massage. “Huh?”

  The figure who was combing her long hair suddenly realized something. She turned her head slightly and screamed!

  She turned around, but her face was extremely ugly. Her mouth was wide, and her face was shaped like an inverted melon seed. She was hideous…

  The woman shouted, “Impudent disciple! You saw my body. You have to marry me!”

  Li Changshou did not say a word. He silently raised his hand and slapped his forehead. His body immediately fell backward and lay motionless on the ground.

  The immortal power on the paper effigy also dissipated rapidly. His body turned into a paper effigy that was half a foot tall and one-inch thick.

  The woman in the pool stopped in her tracks. A wave of immortal light flowed and turned into a jade frog. It landed in the pool and moved swiftly.

  He heard a burst of laughter coming from outside the wall. The young girl who had led the way earlier had climbed over the wall and was laughing so hard that she was shaking.

  “Hahahaha, I was actually scared to death! Whose incarnation was that? His Dao heart is so weak! Hahaha! I’ve arranged so many segments in the future. I’ve prepared all the wedding candles in the bridal chamber for you. It’s really an advantage for you, unlucky old Daoist!”

  Suddenly, a sigh sounded behind the young girl. “Fellow Daoist, I really have something to ask your sister…”

  The girl who was laughing was stunned. She tilted her head and looked at the paper effigy on the ground.

  The broken paper effigy was pushed away, and another paper effigy jumped out. Its body swayed and quickly turned into the kind-looking old immortal. It looked helplessly at the young girl in front of it. “Fairy Bi Xiao, please pass on the message.”

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