Chapter 45: I’ll Tell You a Secret, Help Me Beat Sister Bao’er to Death!

　　“What about you?” Zhang Bao’er asked worriedly.

　　“I…”

　　Chu Xiu revealed a calm smile. “Of course I want to go home. Perhaps if I die, everything will be over and I will return to Earth.”

　　“Then, I’ll accompany you. Everyone here is so fierce. I can’t win them.”

　　Zhang Bao’er blinked as she uttered weakly.

　　“That’s good too. You’re so kind. Without me, you might not survive for more than half a day. Why don’t I beat you to death first before I commit suicide?”

　　Chu Xiu nodded as if in agreement. He picked up a fist-sized stone from the riverside with much difficulty and said with a smile, “Come, Sister Bao’er, don’t be afraid. I, Chu Xiu, am famous for being the mastermind of the Azure Dragon Bay. I’m quick, ruthless, and accurate. I guarantee that I will let you die without any pain.”

　　“But consider this carefully. With this stone, your pretty head will break.”

　　“Ah!”

　　“That’s too cruel!!!”

　　Zhang Bao’er frowned as a manhua-like ‘#’ appeared on her head.

　　She jumped up and hid far away from him.

　　She was not afraid of death, but the thought of such a miserable way to die still made her shudder in fear.

　　“Hahaha.”

　　Chu Xiu laughed when he saw this.

　　But with this action, he aggravated his injuries. His breaths weakened and laid by the riverside, heaving painfully.

　　“Hey, don’t move around too much!”

　　Zhang Bao’er felt sorry for him, but she didn’t dare to go over, afraid that Chu Xiu would really kill her.

　　Sometimes, she didn’t understand what this guy was thinking. That he liked her? But it didn’t seem like the case as well.

　　Tap-tap-tap…

　　As they spoke, a few extremely fast afterimages flew over.

　　These were Lord Lin and his loyal fans.

　　“Dumb wolf, stop! I said stop!”

　　Lin Ye’s face was pale as he grabbed the reins tightly.

　　Perhaps because of the many zombie souls it had just eaten, the huge earth wolf was incredibly excitable. It ran so quickly that it almost left Lin Ye behind.

　　Fortunately, Beast Tamer Gu Jiang was with him. He forcefully stabilized the huge earth wolf and landed steadily.

　　“That was close!”

　　Lin Ye straightened, but a chill ran down his back.

　　There were crocodiles everywhere on the other side of the river. If he fell over there, it would have been disastrous.

　　“When I get back, I’ll hang it up and beat it. If there’s a next time, I’ll treat everyone to a feast of wolf meat!”

　　As he spoke, he kicked the giant earth wolf indignantly.

　　“???”

　　The giant earth wolf was confused. It thought that its new owner was going to feed it again, so it immediately pounced on him happily, its large tongue continuously licking Lin Ye’s face.

　　“F*ck!”

　　So smelly! You ate sh*t right!

　　Lin Ye stared, his expression changing drastically.

　　He pushed away from the giant earth wolf which went ‘crazy’, turned around, and collapsed to the ground, retching.

　　This smell was worse than the golden retriever he raised in his home back on Earth.

　　“…”

　　Behind him, Tru, Adelia, and the others landed one after another. They all wanted to laugh at Lin Ye’s predicament, but they didn’t dare.

　　His lord was good at everything, but his only flaw was his pettiness.

　　It was fine if they did it secretly, but if they laughed out loud, he would make them eat buns for the whole week.

　　On the other hand, Chu Xiu was already someone who was about to die. He wasn’t afraid of offending Lin Ye and laughed out loud. In the end, he even shed a few crocodile tears.

　　Lin Ye wiped the saliva off his face with Adelia’s handkerchief and turned to Chu Xiu. “Are you done laughing?”

　　“Not yet.” Chu Xiu shook his head.

　　“Then continue. I still have some respect for the dead.” Lin Ye chuckled.

　　This person actually dared!

　　He laughed a while more in front of Lin Ye, and in the end, he even used his already weak hand to hit the ground three times. He cursed angrily, “The heavens are unfair. I can’t accept this. I actually lost to such a ret*rd!!”

　　Who are you calling a ret*rd! Losing to me was honorable!

　　Lin Ye raised his eyebrows, feeling like he had been underestimated.

　　He raised his MP9 and said calmly, “Actually, I admire you for having no intention to kneel down and beg for mercy. Perhaps I will be merciful and let you off.”

　　Zhang Bao’er, who was not far away, was overjoyed when she heard that. She took the initiative to run out and urged, “Chu Xiu, quickly kowtow. Is your life more important or your pride more important? Why are you looking at me? Is there something dirty on my face?”

　　“…”

　　Lin Ye and the rest stared at her in a deadpan expression.

　　There must be something wrong with this person’s brain. Couldn’t she tell that it was a taunt?

　　Chu Xiu also sighed. “Sister Bao’er, you better come over and let me beat you to death. I’ve changed my mind. It might be better if we die together.”

　　“I don’t want to. You go and scout ahead first. Come and get me when you become a big shot there. I’ll hide for a while.”

　　Zhang Bao’er shook her head profusely and refused to go over.

　　“This…”

　　Lin Ye looked at Chu Xiu in disbelief. “Your girlfriend?”

　　“No.” Chu Xiu shook his head as if he knew what Lin Ye was thinking and did not intend to explain. “Tell your men to leave. I’ll tell you a secret. Help me beat Sister Bao’er to death.”

　　“Chu Xiu, don’t do this. I want to die beautifully. I don’t want my head to be smashed!” Zhang Bao’er cried miserably.

　　How embarrassing would it be for me to call off my subordinates just because you asked for it?

　　Lin Ye cursed in his heart and waved his hand. “Bring that woman and wait for me 100 meters away.”

　　“Yes, my lord!” Tru cupped his fists, grabbed Zhang Bao’er by the neck, and threw her onto Adelia’s giant earth wolf.

　　“Why did you throw her to me?” Adelia was speechless.

　　“Such an ugly human. I’m afraid she’ll have designs on me.” Tru glared at the huffing Zhang Bao’er in disdain.

　　The latter puffed up her cheeks but did not dare to retort.

　　Because… the huge earth wolf she was sitting on was fierce and it even turned its head and bared its teeth at her just now. The gaps between its teeth still had shreds of meat between them.

　　Oh my god, these people were more terrifying than Baldy.

　　Zhang Bao’er shuddered and fainted from shock.

　　“…”

　　The scene was extremely beautiful.

　　When Tru and the others were a hundred meters away, Chu Xiu looked at Lin Ye again and sighed. “The heavens don’t have a heart. They actually care for people like you who let their guard down so much. If I were you, regardless of what the secret was, as long as you’re a threat to me, I would kill you directly. I wouldn’t give you a chance to speak.”

　　“That’s because you’re not strong enough.”

　　Lin Ye glanced at him from the corner of his eye. “You read too many comics and novels, haven’t you? Friend, you look like you’re about to die. Just a few words and you’re already vomiting blood and you still want to rely on your words to turn the tables? Or are you hoping that a zombie will come out and bite me to death to help you out?”

　　“Forget it, maybe you’re right.”

　　Chu Xiu pursed his lips, lazy to argue. He looked straight at Lin Ye and said, “I’ll make this short. If you think it’s worth it, kill Sister Bao’er. Else, let her stay in your territory. Don’t chase her away.”

　　“You saw it too. With her intelligence, if she goes out, she’ll either be bitten to death by zombies or become someone else’s pet.”

　　“Cut the crap. You’ve vomited blood again. Don’t die while you’re halfway through talking like those TV shows. I’ll whip your corpse three hundred times if that happens.”

　　Lin Ye glared at Chu Xiu warningly.

　　“I…”

　　Chu Xiu almost couldn’t breathe. What kind of people was he!

　　God, if there was still a chance, please choose me as the protagonist. I’m more suitable than him.

　　Cursing inwardly, he said slowly, “This secret is about the awakened talents…”