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Chapter 743 - There Is Nothing Normal In The Mountain

  

Chapter 743: There Is Nothing Normal In The Mountain

  The Eldritch man did not even have the time to scream and was completely defeated and killed. On the other hand, Jiang Liu acted as if nothing had happened and continued to chop more wood with his sword.

  Chop! Chop! Chop!

  All of the Eldritchs were taken aback at the same time. They stared at Jiang Liu with deadly eyes.

  Gu Qingyun asked solemnly, “Who are you?”

  Jiang Liu replied calmly, “I’m just a woodcutter. This road leads to nowhere. Please, leave now.”

  At that moment, Left Messenger seemed to have determined something. She left the group of Eldritchs and kneeled in front of Jiang Liu. She began to tell him all the crimes the Eldritchs had committed.

  “Senior, please, save me. They’re a bunch of evil people. They crossed the border and killed endlessly.”

  Left Messenger remembered the fear the group of weird people placed on her and chose to be on their side in the end. Her actions shocked the Eldritchs and their eyes were full of anger and humiliation.

  “So you think that we Eldritchs aren’t good enough.”

  “To turn yourself into the enemy. It seems that you’re insecure with us.”

  “A frog will forever be a frog. It can never see the outside world beyond the well. It can’t even determine which side is stronger and choose to be friends with the weaker side. How funny it is.”

  “Such a great shame!”

  “Left Messenger, you’ll regret it!”

  The group of Eldritchs was full of vigor and murderous intent and pressurized Jiang Liu with enormous power.

  “Since you’re the wicked Eldritchs, then I must kill all of you!”

  Jiang Liu stopped chopping the woods. He approached the Eldritchs with the sword in his hand and a strong sword aura surrounding him.

  “You want to kill all of us by yourself?” Gu Qingyun smiled contemptuously. Just before he was about to attack, he saw another figure slowly approaching not far away. The man was carrying a bucket with a bad smell on him and looking very rugged.

  It was the Elite King who had just gathered the animals’ poop. He asked, “Brother Jiang Liu, what’s the matter?”

  Jiang Liu said, “Brother Elite King. They’re the Eldritchs and they’re looking for trouble.”

  “The Eldritchs!”

  The eyes of the Elite King suddenly became cold and a violent breath rose from the ground. “How dare you come here again? Since you’re here, prepare to be killed!”

  Before he finished his sentence, the Elite King had attacked them with the bucket of poop.

  “Who the hell is this person who’s carrying poop with him? How arrogant of him! Does he have a death wish?” Gu Qingyun’s patience had reached its limits. The murderous intent surged in his eyes. He stepped forward to kill the Elite King.

  The endless mana tore apart the space and Wisdom skyrocketed. The two of them had already confronted each other with nearly 10 ultimate spells. The Elite King was still carrying the bucket with both of his hands so he had difficulty moving freely. He only used his leg to attack, but he managed to suppress Gu Qingyun. Gu Qingyun had a hard time defending himself. The other Eldritchs looked at them. Although they were unwilling to accept the fact, they were nonetheless shocked.

  “Who is this person? He’s so amazing!”

  “Strange. The seventh dimension’s really a strange place. A woodcutter and a gong farmer have such high spiritual cultivation!”

  “It means we’re in the right place. There must be a big secret hidden here!”

  “Oh, no! Gu Qingyun’s no match for the gong farmer!”

  A gloomy glint flashed in the eyes of Gu Zong and he said, “Let’s battle together and suppress these two people to interrogate them!”

  Gu Zong attacked first as he headed toward the Elite King and raised his hand to slap the Elite King. This attack made the sky tremble as it stirred the wind and clouds, turning it into the power of heaven and earth and distorting space along the way.

  The Elite King’s movements were inconvenienced. He yelled at the sky and his voice turned into torrents that neutralized the attack from Gu Zong.

  “He’s really quite powerful.” Gu Hongtian approached with another nine Eldritchs following behind him, attacking at the same time.

  “Trying to outnumber us? You’ll have to ask permission from my sword first.” Jiang Liu also joined the battle and slashed down at Gu Hongtian.

  A terrifying battle began. Between heaven and earth, numerous weird visions erupted. Magical power appeared everywhere and turned into an aftermath of destruction as the space around them was annihilated.

  Jiang Liu held his sword up as the Wisdom of the sword covered his body. Each attack was not splendid. They were as simple as cutting wood. However, It could disarm all kinds of ultimate spells. No matter what kind of ultimate spell it was, he could cut it with a single attack.

  The Elite King was much more violent. Every attack was to kill the weakest point of his enemy. However, since he was outnumbered and both his hands were carrying the bucket, the Eldritchs finally found an opportunity and knocked over the bucket.

  “No! You knocked over my manure bucket!”

  The Elite King’s eyes widened and his whole body trembled with anger. His mana became extremely irritable. The Eldritchs sneered. They thought the Elite King was a lunatic to be carrying the manure bucket all the time, even getting angry once it was spilled.

  Gu Zong laughed out loud. “Could it be that he chose poop as his path to Wisdom? Haha!”

  Yet, in the next second, Gu Zong could not laugh anymore. He stared at the poop that was spilled on the floor. His eyes were showing suspicion.

  “What? Why do I smell something familiar?”

  Gu Qingyun was stunned, too. Then, he widened his eyes and exclaimed, “I know! This is the Origins that Ancestor Eldritch mentioned!”

  Gu Hongtian finally returned to his senses and said, “That’s right! Ancestor Eldritch cultivated with this poop! And he was poisoned in the end!”

  The rest of the Eldritchs were stunned. They felt their brains buzzing and all of their knowledge was absurd.

  “The Origins from the seventh dimension which Ancestor Eldritch consumed was from poop? Oh my gosh, this world’s crazy!”

  “No. That’s impossible! Ancestor Eldritch is undefeatable within the seven dimensions. How could he consume such a thing?”

  “So, not only did Ancestor Eldritch consume it, but he was poisoned by it?”

  “I can’t accept it. It must be fake!”

  “How despicable! It must be a trap that the seventh dimension set up to frame Ancestor Eldritch!”

  All of the Eldritchs did not know how to face Ancestor Eldritch and whether they should tell him the truth. Left Messenger’s body suddenly shook and her scalp started to feel numb.

  ‘What a familiar scene!’ Left Messenger thought.

  It was exactly the same thing that happened to her when she saw the Minister drink urine. Regardless of it, no matter how powerful and invincible one was, one could only eat poop and drink urine when facing the quirkiness of the seventh dimension.

  It seemed that the Eldritchs were not as powerful as they said they were. Left Messenger felt lucky that she chose the right side.

  At the most critical moment, Gu Qingyun stood out and said calmly, “This is the greatest shame of the Eldritchs. We must kill all of them so no one will leak this information!”

  The anger of the Elite King exploded, too. It was a big stain on his poop collection career that his bucket was knocked over. How would he explain it to the expert?

  “You need to pay for my poop!”

  The Elite King’s eyes turned red and he raised the bucket and attacked the Eldritch. The bucket turned into a heavy hammer that smashed down on one of the Eldritchs.

  Wherever the bucket passed, Wisdom exploded. All of the ultimate spells were knocked away and neutralized. There was no stopping it. The Eldritch man did not even have time to cry out and his head exploded once it got attacked by the bucket. He did not expect that he would actually die because of a poop bucket.

  “How’s that possible! Why is that bucket so powerful?”

  “Origins Ultimate Treasure! The bucket’s an Origins Ultimate Treasure!”

  “It’s so scary. Who is this guy? The bucket’s an Origins Ultimate Treasure and the poop collected contains Origins!”

  “This bucket can suppress all kinds of ultimate spells and it has an incredible combat hit!”

  The rest of the Eldritch men were all shocked. They started to be more alert.

  “The seventh dimension is truly unlike the others. Luckily, Ancestor Eldritch had prepared us well. Show them our weapons and the damage we’re capable of!” Gu Qingyun said solemnly.

  At the same time, Gu Qingyun raised and waved his hand. A golden spear appeared in his hand. The strong Origins power surrounded the spear as if it could break everything in the world. Even a child holding the spear could pierce a hole in the sky with it. The spear shot out like a dragon and headed straight toward the Elite King.

  The Elite King held the bucket in his hand to counter the attack with his power of Origins. The surrounding Wisdom was annihilated.

  Gu Qingyun’s body trembled and flew away from the force of the attack. His face was full of shock. “The bucket’s more powerful than my spear!”

  Gu Zong flicked his wrist and a black knife appeared. It was also an Origins Ultimate Treasure with incomparable power. On the other side, Gu Hongtian’s eyes sank as he summoned his long ruler.

  The wind swelled as it blew against Jiang Liu. Jiang Lui’s face was extremely solemn. The long sword was whistling and the monstrous sword intent gathered into a point and illuminated the sky, shrouding the world in the light of his sword.

  “Three thousand visitors are full of flowers, fourteen states froze over, with one stroke of the sword!”

  The extremely brilliant sword light pierced everyone’s eyes as it was thrust toward the long ruler! With a loud boom, the world faded. The battle has surpassed the limit of the second-step Wisdom Elites. The power of Origins scattered around madly. Once the light dissipated, blood trickled from the corner of Jiang Liu’s mouth. His hand which held the sword trembled violently as blood dripped down his fingertips.

  Gu Hongtian stood in the sky and sneered, “Haha. Boy, you have an extraordinary sword. It also has the power of an Origins Ultimate Treasure with extraordinary ultimate spells. However, your spiritual cultivation’s weaker than mine. Do you have any last words?”

  “Last words? There’s no saying who the winner is!” Jiang Lui said calmly. Then, he turned his head and shouted at the Elite King, “Brother Elite King, if you don’t show your hand now, today might be my last living day.”

  ‘Show his hand?’ All of the Eldritchs suddenly felt a chill as they looked at the Elite King with alertness.

  They did not expect the scary person to be hiding his true power.

  “Don’t worry. I’ll kill them now,” The Elite King said indifferently as he put down the bucket in his hand. With the raised of his wrist, a manure fork appeared. The manure fork did not have a good appearance and it was stained with a layer of black and yellow stuff. It smelled very bad as well. Once he held it in his hand, there was an indomitable momentum as if he was holding a Heaven Defying Immortal Machine. He stepped forward on Wisdom as it raised him into the sky. With a casual toss, the manure fork was launched at Gu Qingyun.

  “Golden spear breaks the universe!”

  Gu Qingyun held the golden spear with the golden light as bright as the sun and threw it at the manure fork. However, it broke apart once it met with the manure fork. The manure fork continued to fly toward Gu Qingyun before it pierced his body.

  Gu Qingyun could not believe it as he lowered his head to look at the manure fork protruding out of his chest. He could still smell the bad aroma coming from it.

  “What a powerful manure fork!” Gu Qingyun said with difficulty. His Origins of Life shattered and so did his life. He fell to the ground.

  “Qingyun!”

  Gu Zong and Gu Hongtian were shocked. The other Eldritchs were so afraid that they lost their voices. Their mouth was opened in an ‘O’ shape. They all thought that what they saw was their hallucinations.

  “The golden spear was broken by the manure fork… It was an Origins Ultimate Treasure gifted from Ancestor Eldritch!”

  “What a peerless weapon! The manure fork’s a peerless weapon!”

  “Using that fork to gather poop. What a crazy man!”

  The Elite King held the bucket with one hand and the manure fork with another. His aura was majestical and it attracted everyone’s attention. He said with a faint tone and a majestic attitude, “Holding the manure bucket with my left hand to turn the universe, using the manure fork with my right hand to stab through the eternal, who dares to call themselves invincible in front of me!”

  Gu Zong had a bad facial expression on his face. He said in a low voice, “Damn, this person’s so strong!”

  If Gu Zong was the target just now, he would have died as well. The golden spear was an Origins Ultimate Treasure, blessed with additional Origins gifted by Ancestor Eldritch. It should be indestructible and unbreakable. However, it was now broken by a manure fork. Anyone would have descended into despair after this.

  “Is this the last resort you have?” Gu Hongtian asked. His eyes regained their calmness. He looked at his enemies like he was a fierce beast looking at its prey as he slowly approached.

  Gu Hongtian walked slowly. However, with each step he took, his aura grew stronger. There seemed to be some powerful strength awakening in his body. A heavy source of the power of Origins gushed out from his body and endless Wisdom bowed before him. At that moment, he seemed to have become the master of heaven and earth!

  Gu Zong’s eyes lit up. He said excitedly, “It appeared! The power of Origins that Ancestor Eldritch left inside his body has awakened!”

  “It’s so strong. Master Gu Hongtian suddenly became so strong!”

  “Is this the power that Ancestor Eldritch left inside him? Ancestor Eldritch is so powerful.”

  “We got this. Master Gu Hongtian’s going to show off his power”

  All the Eldritchs smiled.

  “What else do you have? Just the manure fork won’t be enough to help you now,” Gu Hongtian said as he slowly approached the Elite King. His face was calm as if he was in control of everything. He portrayed indescribable confidence and majesty.

  However, at that moment, a willow branch suddenly appeared, wrapping around Gu Hongtian.

  “What?” Gu Hongtian frowned and used the long ruler with supreme power, swiftly slashing at the willow branch. Yet, the willow branch did not break and remained intact. The willow branch continued to drag Gu Hongtian toward a certain place.

  “D*mn it, what is this?”

  Gu Hongtian panicked a little. There was no time for him to think twice. He used the long ruler and slashed at the willow branch continuously. However, it was like a child playing with his toy. There was no damage done to the willow branch.

  “No! Let go of me! Help! Someone, help me!” Gu Hongtian struggled and shouted helplessly. Soon, he was dragged by the willow branch far away before he disappeared.

  Everyone stared blankly at the place where he disappeared. They felt lost for a while, especially the group of Eldritch men. Their brains were buzzing and they were all stunned. They were all waiting for Gu Hongtian to show his power that was gifted by the Ancient Eldritch. In the end, the arrogant Gu Hongtian was taken away at the climax of the battle.

  Gu Zong’s body trembled and shivered. He screamed in horror, “Oh my gosh! It’s too scary. There’s a scary existence in the mountains. Nothing here is normal! Run, everyone. Run for your life!”

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