Chapter 1303 Exchange, exchange, exchange

　　“Let me think.” Senior White pinched his chin for a moment.

　　After that, he displayed an evil grin.

　　His red eyes shone with a faint red glow, and the wind blew at that strand of hair on his forehead. Coupled with this evil smile, Senior White looked great.

　　Heavens, that was troublesome.

　　The scene at the station had become chaotic.

　　Fortunately, Senior White did not wear that evil smile for too long, and he retracted it rather quickly.

　　However, the audience had already all gone silent. All of them were in a daze. Even Soft Feather, who had been the one to propose it, had frozen.

　　Song Shuhang rubbed his temples and smiled bitterly. “Senior White, why are you cooperating with them so much?”

　　Senior White’s style today didn’t feel right.

　　“Oh, it’s because I’m used to it, so I started to cooperate involuntarily,” Senior White said. “After all, I’m a clone, and I’m used to acting on the orders of the main body.”

　　Song Shuhang asked, “Heavens, what happened to the real Senior White?”

　　Senior White’s clone said, “He suddenly closed up, and he’ll be unavailable for a while. If everything goes smoothly, he might come out after around 10 days or half a month. However, it’s also possible that he’ll stay closed up for eight to 10 years. When Doudou’s wedding ends, I’ll look for a good place for him to stay. I will act in his place for the time being.”

　　While he was talking, the clone snapped his fingers.

　　Broken Tyrant and Meteor Sword flew out at the same time.

　　Su Clan’s Sixteen and Soft Feather’s bodies lay on the railed Broken Tyrant, while Meteor Sword, which was now also equipped with guardrails, had the meditating Senior White on it.

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　He put a guardrail around Meteor Sword as well?

　　After seeing the genuine Song Shuhang, Meteor Sword quickly flew over and circled around him while letting out a sword cry.

　　It didn’t sound like it was acting cute… It seemed like it was complaining.

　　Meteor Sword had already developed some intelligence, and in the future, it would become like Scarlet Heaven Sword and have a complete consciousness of its own.

　　The reason it was complaining to Song Shuhang seemed to be the guardrails added to its body.

　　If it were to find out that the guardrails were my idea, would it come and hack me into pieces? Song Shuhang became a little worried.

　　Given Senior White’s luck, when the ‘spiritual energy tide’ came, there was a good chance that he would ascend to the Ninth Stage. At that time, Meteor Sword would also be upgraded.

　　He could already imagine the Ninth Stage-level Meteor Sword chasing after him with the intent to chop him into bits. The pressure bearing down on him was as great as a mountain!

　　Senior White’s clone asked, “By the way, Shuhang, I overheard your conversations with Fellow Daoist Turtle. Were you talking about Sixth Stage rabbit mounts and Eighth Stage rabbit fur?”

　　Song Shuhang nodded.

　　Senior White’s clone said, “Generally speaking, it would be impossible for one to acquire a Sixth Stage rabbit mount. At the Sixth Stage, one is already a True Monarch, so no matter where you are, someone at that level would already be a great expert. However, I do know where you might be able to acquire some Eighth Stage rabbit fur.”

　　Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up as he asked, “Where?”

　　Senior White’s clone beckoned to Fairy Lychee. “Fairy Lychee, stop being dazed and come over here.”

　　Fairy Lychee giggled, and came closer. “Senior White, take a picture with me.”

　　Senior White’s clone said, “Let’s talk about business first.”

　　Fairy Lychee insisted, “No, we must take a picture first. Senior White, do that evil smile again and take a selfie with me. Actually, Shuhang, you take the picture.”

　　Senior White’s clone could only cooperate with Fairy Lychee and wear an evil smile on his face.

　　Next, the greeting team that had finally recovered a bit saw Senior White’s evil smile once again…

　　Song Shuhang asked, “Cough, is it related to Fairy Lychee?”

　　Senior White said, “That’s right; it is related to Fairy Lychee’s senior brother. Fairy Lychee, do you know Daoist Priest Sugar Cane? He’s in the same sect as you.”

　　Fairy Lychee replied, “Senior Brother Sugar Cane? I do know of him. He is known as a great collector in the world of cultivation.”

　　Song Shuhang asked, “Does he collect all kinds of fur as well?”

　　Fairy Lychee shook her head, and said, “He collected a variety of animal teeth. At some point, he even wanted to change his daoist name to ‘Daoist Priest Beast Tooth’. Because of that, he ended up getting hunted down by his teacher, Daoist Priest Coriander, for a month.”

　　Song Shuhang remarked, “Coriander is terrible!”

　　Fairy Lychee said, “Indeed, Martial Uncle Coriander is particularly strict.”

　　Song Shuhang added, “Also, coriander isn’t tasty.”

　　Fairy Lychee responded, “Pfff~ Are you thinking of eating Martial Uncle Coriander?”

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　Senior White’s clone said, “I remember hearing that Daoist Priest Sugar Cane had a good relationship with a Sage rabbit. That Sage rabbit had the habit to shed her fur every other year. The fur she would shed would then be collected by Daoist Priest Sugar Cane. So, if you want some Eighth Stage rabbit fur, you could get Fairy Lychee to look for Daoist Priest Sugar Cane for you.”

　　Fairy Lychee said, “I can contact Senior Brother Sugar Cane on your behalf.”

　　Senior White’s clone said, “If you want to buy rabbit fur, I can lend you some spirit stones. However, if you have a special beast tooth, you could probably use that to get the rabbit fur.”

　　Song Shuhang reached out and took out an ‘Eighth Stage dog tooth’.

　　Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, do you think this would work?”

　　Senior White’s clone replied, “An Eighth Stage dog tooth? Yes, that thing should fit Daoist Priest Sugar Cane’s taste.”

　　Fairy Lychee said, “I’ll call Senior Brother Sugar Cane.”

　　She took out her phone and dialed a number.

　　“Hello? Hello, who is this?” The deep voice of a man could be heard coming from the other side of the call.

　　Fairy Lychee asked, “Senior Brother Sugar Cane, I’m Lychee. Did you not save my number?”

　　The man with a deep voice replied, “Ah, it’s Little Lychee. My phone broke, and I just switched to a new one, so I couldn’t see the caller ID. I feel so tired as my luck’s been pretty horrible for the past few days. Teacher suddenly came to my immortal cave today. When he came in, he saw me fiddling with beast teeth again; he lost his temper and beat me up. I wonder if he would still come here every month if he were not a man.”

　　Fairy Lychee responded, “Pfff~”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane said, “Really, I’ve long been suspecting that Teacher Coriander might be a woman crossdressing. I’ve always felt that the daoist name Coriander was more suitable for female practitioners. Also, he has never been to a bathhouse. Every now and then, his temper would also suddenly become erratic for a few days. Most importantly, he is still single, and there has never been any gossip about him and any fairy. It’s too weird!”

　　Fairy Lychee replied, “Now that you say that, I also feel that Martial Uncle Coriander is a bit weird.”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane said, “Fairy Lychee, if you know of any fairy who practices charm techniques, please introduce me to them. I want to send them to seduce him…”

　　Fairy Lychee asked, “Senior Brother, are you tired of living? Why do you want to seek death like this?”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane responded, “Cough~ Let’s put this matter aside for now, were you looking for me for something?”

　　Fairy Lychee replied, “There’s some business that I was going to introduce to you. Senior Brother, do you have some Eighth Stage rabbit fur? I have a little fellow daoist here who wants some rabbit fur.”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane said, “Yes, I have a lot of it. However, this is still Eighth Stage rabbit fur, so its price won’t be cheap.”

　　Fairy Lychee responded, “This little fellow friend has some ‘Eighth Stage dog teeth’. Are you interested, Senior Brother?”

　　“Eighth Stage dog teeth? What kind of dog? No, no, nevermind. Yes, I’m interested. Where is this little friend right now? I will head there immediately. How much Eighth Stage rabbit fur does he need?”

　　Fairy Lychee looked at Song Shuhang.

　　Song Shuhang thought for a while, and said, “How many Eighth Stage dog teeth are needed to exchange for three tufts?”

　　Among the Combined Magical Treasure, there was also a magical treasure that needed ‘rabbit fur’ for the forging—the [Fairy Jade Rabbit Cloak.] It was an auxiliary magical treasure that possessed great defensive capabilities.

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane asked, “Two dog teeth for one tuft, deal or no deal?”

　　Song Shuhang nodded.

　　Fairy Lychee countered, “Six dog teeth for six tufts!”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane responded, “Impossible, I’d be losing money.”

　　Fairy Lychee said, “Five tufts.”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane disagreed. “No, I’d still be incurring a loss!”

　　Fairy Lychee said, “Four tufts, there won’t be a trade if you don’t accept this.”

　　Daoist Priest Sugar Cane gritted his teeth, and said, “Okay, deal.”

　　Fairy Lychee turned to Song Shuhang and gave him a ‘victory’ gesture.

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　Big Sister Lychee, the man on the other side of the phone is your senior brother, while I’m just a junior that you got to know in the group. Compared to him, I’m an outsider.

　　Is there really no problem with you cutting down the profits of your senior brother for an outsider?

　　Sister Lychee seemed to be able to guess Song Shuhang’s thoughts. She patted his shoulder and said, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m helping Ye Si bargain. If you feel uncomfortable about this, you can give me a little bit of rabbit fur.”

　　“Alright,” Song Shuhang said.

　　Senior White’s clone said, “I want some too. I’m going to add a blanket to the railed Meteor Sword. I’ve been meaning to gather 13 kinds of beast hair to weave it.”

　　Song Shuhang responded, “No problem!”

　　Senior White’s clone continued, “In that case, let’s go and complete the transaction. Fairy Lychee, can you get Daoist Priest Sugar Cane to send us his coordinates? I’ll use my spatial skill to send him the dog teeth and receive the rabbit fur.”

　　Spatial skills were so convenient that whoever knew them always used them.

　　After borrowing the spatial power of Senior White’s clone, Song Shuhang successfully exchanged six Eighth Stage dog teeth for four tufts of Eighth Stage rabbit fur.

　　After that, he went to Senior Turtle to exchange for an Eighth Stage turtle shell with one tuft of rabbit fur.

　　Then, he divided another tuft of rabbit fur into three smaller parts, two of which he gave to Senior White and Fairy Lychee. As for that last smaller part, he was going to keep it for himself so that he could make a blanket for Broken Tyrant when he was free.

　　Finally, the two remaining tufts of rabbit fur and the turtle shell were transferred to Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue inside the Inner World.

　　Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue looked at the white fur and turtle shell that suddenly appeared beside her. “Huh? What is it this time?”

　　Song Shuhang responded, “Umm, as you can see… this is rabbit fur.”

　　Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue asked, “Eight Stage?”

　　Song Shuhang embarrassedly said, “Mm-hm, these are two tufts of Eighth Stage rabbit fur. Just enough for forging two [Fairy Jade Rabbit Cloaks.]”

　　Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue said, “Two cloaks your sister!”

　　Song Shuhang laughed dryly.

　　Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue gritted her teeth, and said, “Where did these come from? Don’t tell me that there was a Sage rabbit that passed by and took a liking to you, giving you this much rabbit fur.”

　　Song Shuhang said, “That isn’t what happened. How could there be such a wonderful thing in this world? I got them through trading. I used six Eighth Stage dog teeth to get this Eighth Stage rabbit fur.”

　　As she touched her big chest, Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue could feel her heart beating violently.

　　I’m so tired of this!