Chapter 1282 F*ck off, Song!

　　Song Shuhang’s consciousness returned.

　　When he opened his eyes, he found himself looking at the fellow daoists off the stage, who seemed as if they were about to die.

　　Eh? Why are the fellow daoists off the stage in front of me? Also, why am I looking at them from above?

　　And, why are my hands and legs swinging by themselves…?

　　Song Shuhang, who had just woken up from the ‘dreamland’, was a little confused.

　　However, soon enough, he found out what situation he was in.

　　He was standing on the stage and dancing with Dharma King Creation.

　　At this time, his two arms were stretched in front of him; his left foot tapped the ground, and then his right foot tapped the ground. Then, he jumped forward, back, and forward three times, and so on repeatedly.

　　It seems to be the zombie dance.

　　F*ck, what’s going on?

　　Why am I on the stage, and why am I dancing with Senior Creation? Am I still in the dreamland state? Or am I sleepwalking?

　　Dozens of possibilities popped up in Song Shuhang’s mind.

　　At the same time, his eyes glanced to the side.

　　Beside him, Dharma King Creation was wearing a hip-hop style outfit while holding a microphone in his left hand and quickly singing the fast song that nobody could hear the lyrics of.

　　Song Shuhang even suspected that Dharma King Creation wasn’t saying anything at all, and was merely humming various sounds.

　　On the other side of Dharma King Creation, Soft Feather could be seen with her arms also stretched forward, jumping forward and backward… She was also performing the zombie dance.

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　When Soft Feather performed the zombie dance, it felt like she was giving away benefits. One jump would lead to a bounce, another jump would lead to another bounce.

　　I really hope Venerable Spirit Butterfly doesn’t see this scene. Otherwise, he might just raise his sword and kill everyone.

　　He slightly raised his head and looked above the stage, where a camera was facing them. The concert was getting streamed live.

　　That was to say, the scene of him and Soft Feather accompanying Senior Creation’s singing could be seen by tens of millions of Soul King fans all around the world.

　　Song Shuhang knew that he was going to be famous again, and this time, he was going to gain more popularity than the one he got from playing Senior Brother Gao Sheng in ❮Apocalypse War❯.

　　Most of the popularity he got from ❮Apocalypse War❯ was still limited to China. Although the film had already begun getting released overseas, it hadn’t really made that much of an impact yet. However, Dharma King Creation’s fans were spread all over the world.

　　[Eh? Shuhang, you’ve woken up.] At this time, Senior White Two’s voice sounded in Song Shuhang’s mind.

　　Senior White Two hadn’t left yet?

　　At this time, Song Shuhang’s body was still dancing to Senior Creation’s song. After doing the zombie dance, he moved on to doing the puppet dance. His body seemed to be dragged by a special force and began acting like a puppet.

　　Song Shuhang’s puppet dance was definitely top tier—because he was really dancing as a puppet. He had no control over his own body. It was as if there were numerous invisible threads linked to him, manipulating him to dance.

　　Song Shuhang immediately asked, [Senior White, what happened just now? Why am I on the stage?]

　　Senior White Two replied, [Is there a need to ask? Of course, it’s because of me. That Creation dude invited you to dance with that Soft Feather girl just now, but you were still asleep, so I used puppet threads to control you to stand up and dance. Rest assured, I have been going around the human world for a good amount of time recently, and I know the robot dance, the zombie dance, and the puppet dance. I even know the popular horse riding dance from many years ago, do you want to do that next?]

　　Song Shuhang responded, [Horse riding dance? No, that dance looks really awkward. By the way, Senior White, what about my disciple Little Cai? What happened to her inner demon tribulation? Has she gotten through it?]

　　Senior White Two said, [I wasn’t paying attention. I’ve been having too much fun playing around.]

　　The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched, and he tried his best to aim his eyes at his original seat.

　　Doudou had snapped back to his senses once again, and was now rolling all over the floor.

　　In Song Shuhang’s original place, Little Cai was still lying down with her wings stretched, and her two legs were pedaling in the air; it appeared that she still had yet to recover from her inner demon tribulation.

　　Little Cai’s inner demon tribulation should have also been forcefully replaced with ‘Dharma King Creation’s Concert’, but it seemed that she was still stuck there, unable to wake up.

　　Senior White Two said, [The ‘sound of nature’ is not omnipotent, and not everyone who hears it will have their inner demons forcefully replaced. There will always be people that are immune to that Creation dude’s voice. Perhaps your disciple is one of them.]

　　Song Shuhang silently let out a sigh.

　　If Little Cai was really immune to Dharma King Creation’s sound of nature, then her inner demon tribulation was going to be really hard to get through.

　　She was someone who had gone through emotional pain and almost reached the end of her lifespan. Those were her greatest inner weaknesses. On top of all of that, her willpower was only ordinary…

　　Song Shuhang said, [If the concert does not work, I might ask Senior Creation to sing a song right beside Little Cai later… or perhaps simply have him hold Little Cai as a microphone to have a better effect.]

　　In addition, Song Shuhang was curious about Dharma King Creation’s ‘sound of nature’.

　　Was it Senior Creation’s innate talent?

　　Or could it have been something that Dharma King Creation acquired through a special encounter?

　　Senior White Two: “…”

　　He suddenly felt that little friend Song Shuhang was quite suitable for training in the Netherworld Realm. Who else would willingly give their disciple to Dharma King Creation and have them used as a microphone? It had been a mistake for him to be born in the main world.

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　　Dharma King Creation’s fast-paced song was finally coming to an end.

　　Song Shuhang said, [Senior White, is the dancing also going to come to an end?]

　　Senior White Two said, [Well, since it’s almost over, let’s have the horse riding dance!]

　　The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. Senior, why are you so persistent about that?

　　At the same time, Soft Feather transmitted her voice to Song Shuhang. “Senior Song, the accompaniment is coming to an end. Let’s do the horse riding dance. That dance is very funny. Senior Song, can you do it?”

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　Soft Feather, why are you and Senior White Two so alike?!

　　Then, right as the last move of the puppet dance ended, Soft Feather and Song Shuhang set out and began dancing the horse dance.

　　Soft Feather looked attractive, while Song Shuhang looked awkward.

　　As Dharma King Creation sang the last section of the song, Song Shuhang and Soft Feather danced happily.

　　Song Shuhang silently looked at the sky.

　　I’ll just go along with it. Anyway, it’s not like I have to exert effort to dance.

　　Suddenly, Senior White Two said, [Eh? Tsk, interesting. Song Shuhang, something has come up, I have to run now.]

　　Song Shuhang said, [Huh?]

　　Senior White Two said, [You should also know that the current [Heaven] is about to change, so those in the main world at the Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender level and above have to go and live in seclusion lest they be involved in the huge disaster. In addition, a special existence like me being active in the main world would be even more conspicuous. It seems I have been noticed, so I have to run.]

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　Senior White Two said, [I’m leaving the rest of the horse riding dance to you.]

　　Song Shuhang said, [Heavens, ​​Senior White. The horseriding dance was something danced several years ago. I only remember one movement, I don’t remember the rest.]

　　Senior White Two said, [What am I supposed to do? I can’t hide without running. Right, there is a way. Before I go, let’s play a game.]

　　Song Shuhang suddenly got a bad hunch.

　　Senior White Two laughed. [F*ck off[1], Song!]

　　Song Shuhang replied, “No, don’t do that here, there are too many people… Let’s look for a place where nobody’s present and—”

　　However, it was too late.

　　Senior White Two stretched his hand out and slapped Song Shuhang’s back.

　　After that, Song Shuhang, who was originally dancing the horse riding dance, rose into the sky.

　　His figure rolled around in the air, then rolled from the left to the right of the stage, and then from the right to the left. He would roll forward, and then to the right. While he was rolling and tumbling around, he also maintained the posture of the horse riding dance, his hands folded in front of him, and his body continued to dance without his control.

　　While rolling and dancing in the air… he unexpectedly looked somewhat cool.

　　The concert’s best singer: Singing King Creation.

　　The concert’s best dance accompaniment: Song Shuhang!

　　The concert’s most beautiful dance accompaniment: Soft Feather!

　　Soft Feather blinked.

　　As expected of Senior Song, he’s actually able to do such a style of horseback riding.

　　She was a little tempted to copy him, but she thought about her own skillset and deemed that it was impossible for her to dance like Song Shuhang, who was rolling in the air and maintaining the posture of the horse riding dance.

　　Because of this, Soft Feather was a little discouraged.

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　　Song Shuhang, who was tumbling around, saw Senior White Two waving his hand at him.

　　Soon after, Senior White Two disappeared.

　　“Senior, at least let me stop rolling around before you leave,” Song Shuhang exclaimed, but his call for Senior White Two no longer reached the other party.

　　There’s nothing that I can do, I can only rely on myself now.

　　Song Shuhang said, “Fairy Waiting for a Promise, come out!”

　　The virtuous lamia appeared behind Song Shuhang.

　　Song Shuhang instructed, “Help me stop~”

　　The virtuous lamia tilted her head and blinked at Song Shuhang.

　　Song Shuhang suddenly got a bad hunch in his heart.

　　In the next moment, the lamia opened her mouth and shouted, “Aaaaaaaaah~”

　　The pitifully screamed using Song Shuhang’s voice.

　　After screaming, she weakly lay beside Song Shuhang.

　　Song Shuhang rolled from the right to the left in the air, and she followed suite, doing the same.

　　Song Shuhang rolled forward and back in the air, and she followed suite, doing the same.

　　The double rolling was really cool.

　　Song Shuhang: “…”

　　At this moment, the concert’s best performers were… Song Shuhang and his virtuous lamia.

　　Even the existence of Senior Creation was eclipsed.

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　　In China, many people were watching Dharma King Creation’s live broadcast.

　　However, most of them only watched the stream after muting it. They were all curious about how this ‘Soul King, the Guide to Hell’ who recently blew up in popularity looked like.

　　Soon, someone saw ‘Senior Brother Gao Sheng’ rolling and dancing on the stage.

　　“Isn’t that Senior Brother Gao Sheng?”

　　“F”ck, those special effects are so amazing, how in the world are they rolling in the air?”

　　“Could there be a layer of glass in the air and Senior Brother Gao Sheng is rolling on it?”

　　“Zoom in!”

　　“[Voicemail] Ty… Tyrannical Song!”

　　[1] ‘Fuck off’ is written as ‘roll away’ here.