The Toya clan’s Nine Cycles Exquisite Pagoda housed the clan’s secrets, and contained the Toya clan’s supreme and exclusive pill recipes. Furthermore, it was only in the hands of the Toya clan that the value of this magic artifact would be brought out prominently.

　　Holding the pagoda, Immortal Toya dropped a bit of his blood on the top, and a golden light burst out suddenly.

　　“What a powerful fluctuation…” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was secretly shocked.

　　“I’ve roused the pagoda spirit, and it’s waking up. The pagoda spirit can directly combine with me in battle and improve my combat strength,” Immortal Toya said. “But only my Toya clan’s bloodline can rouse it, and it’s a slightly troublesome process. We have to hit the eye of the pagoda with blood. It took me quite a while to aim that drop of blood just now before I let it go.”

　　Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “…”

　　Several dozen seconds later, the fluctuations from the Exquisite Pagoda stopped…

　　Immortal Toya and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal waited for a while, but unexpectedly, there wasn’t any response from the Exquisite Pagoda at all.

　　Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “What… What’s the meaning of this? Why isn’t there any movement? Was Brother To’s positioning wrong?”

　　“Impossible! I’ve been practicing this ‘blood in the eye’ move for a long time! I’ve got very good aim, there’s no way I could have made a mistake!” Immortal Toya wouldn’t believe it. He started looking through the Toya clan’s ancient records for information on the pagoda spirit.

　　In the end, he confirmed that it wasn’t his fault.

　　“Mm… The problem probably isn’t with me…”

　　“What do you mean?”

　　“According to my ancestors, this pagoda spirit has a personality flaw, which is that it’s rather cheeky. Furthermore, it has a reverse personality,” Immortal Toya said telepathically.

　　“Reverse personality?”

　　“It means that if we expect it to come out now, it won’t come out… The best thing to do is ignore it.”

　　With that, Immortal Toya and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal turned around and pretended to be indifferent.

　　Sure enough, the Exquisite Pagoda started to give off fluctuations again…

　　Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal sweated. “This pagoda spirit is kind of interesting, Brother To… But speaking of which, how are you going to manipulate it into melding with you?”

　　Immortal Toya sighed.

　　At that moment, he trembled all over.

　　His heart resisted, but right now, he had no other way to improve his fighting strength.

　　Immortal Toya turned his head, ripped apart his own clothes, adopted the expression of a young girl being cruelly treated by some burly guys, and said in a thready voice, “Ah! Yamete! Yamete! Don’t! Don’t take me!”

　　As soon as he said that, the Nine Cycles Exquisite Pagoda vibrated slightly, then a faint figure started to appear out of thin air over the top of the pagoda.

　　By the time Immortal Toya regained his composure, the figure had already fully manifested itself. It was a girl dressed in blue. She was tall, slender and graceful, with a small face, red lips, big breasts and wide hips.

　　The moment she manifested, she promptly turned into a light which merged with Immortal Toya’s body.

　　Immortal Toya felt a miraculous change in his body.

　　Mm…

　　Indeed, he felt a lot stronger than before!

　　Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “…”

　　…

　　Elsewhere, on the border of Mixiu nation, Night Chief was still active. Night Chief’s reputation in the Dark Network had taken a heavy blow after the failure of their operation against the Office of Strategic Deception, and President Bai felt how difficult it was to be a boss for the first time.

　　It took more than strength to prop up Night Chief. But President Bai was in no hurry; he was preparing a new plan, the “Night Chief National Fitness Program,””National Fitness Program” for short!

　　With this program, President Bai planned to target the middle-aged and elderly members of the world to help Night Chief raise a huge amount of funds for its next big operation.

　　Thus, after the Office of Strategic Deception’s opening ceremony, a chain of clinics called Night National Fitness Fire Therapy Spa popped up like mushrooms after the rain. This fire therapy spa didn’t require a lot of capital, and was started up by the members of Night Chief. It didn’t take a lot of resources to set up: a 10 square-meter house, two fire therapy beds, and one emphatically not professional massage therapist…

　　At that moment, Long Ming was reporting on the set up of the fire therapy spa. “Lord President, the foundation has already been laid for Night National Fitness Fire Therapy Spa. So far, 121 branches are currently doing well, and have collected a lot of money. Furthermore, our sales reps have sold tens of thousands of fire therapy beds, raising almost hundreds of millions in capital. At this rate, it won’t be long before we have several billion in savings! Half a month at the soonest!”

　　“Very good!” President Bai nodded. “I’ve seen the tweets on the official account, they’re written very good! However, I feel that we can embellish the healing effects a little more.”

　　Long Ming sweated. “Then… there’s a chance that we’ll draw the attention of Mixiu’s Consumer Association…”

　　“When did my Night Chief start to become afraid of swindling people? Anyway, this is a short-term fundraiser; once we’re rolling in cash, we’ll run.” President Bai smiled. “Just do as I say!”

　　Long Ming sweated and didn’t dare refuse.

　　Thus, Long Ming put considerable effort that night into hiring a water army of hundreds to promote the magical effects of the fire therapy bed alongside the new tweets on the official account.

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